disastertown: plotwise: iamthesunflowerqueen: emmascarn: wove: IT JUST KNOCKS THE OTHER ONES OVER IM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT IS THE MOST FLAMBOYANT GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN. IT DOES A FUCKING BACK FLIP OMFG TOO PERFECT TO BREATHE HAHAHAHAHA THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY Actual best video on the internet. THIS IS TOO FUCKING CUTE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
windows98: windows98: TORTELLINI?!?1! OMFG
smooon: oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react. me
friendly reminder to everyone:
toughfemme: if you have to talk someone into agreeing to have sex with you if you coerce someone into agreeing to have sex with you if you wear someone down into agreeing to have sex with you that is not fucking consent.
dorothy-cotton: Another year passes me by. I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in. Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body. And yet we celebrate birth. Cake. Candles. a mockery. A monument to my torment. dude u gotta...
themyxomatosis: “Men who want to flirt with women have to realize: Women live in a state of continual vigilance about sexual safety. It’s like having a mild case of hay fever that never goes away. It’s not debilitating. You’re not weak. You’re not afraid. You just suck it up and get on with your life. It’s nothing that’s going to stop you from making discoveries, or climbing mountains, or falling...